Bug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous meerkat.

Bug created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven seals approach from the west.

2. Never run near nematodes.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.
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