Disstigfly is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful crab.

Disstigfly created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Disstigfly, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Disstigfly, it will turn you into a sheep.

Disstigfly's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Disstigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disstigfly.

3. Put Disstigfly first in all things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never sit in the presence of mites.
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