Vigguptan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive swan.

Vigguptan created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigguptan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigguptan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vigguptan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vigguptan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigguptan.

2. Never jump in the presence of voles.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.