Himgadvoglig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured shrew.

Himgadvoglig created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himgadvoglig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himgadvoglig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Himgadvoglig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Himgadvoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Himgadvoglig's name in vain.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Always look after injured cats.