Camfenvid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless wombat.

Camfenvid created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Camfenvid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camfenvid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Camfenvid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Camfenvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sing in the presence of geese.

4. You must love Camfenvid.

5. Never eat oranges.