Safzakrag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing octopus.

Safzakrag created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Safzakrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Safzakrag, he will make you grow a tail.

Safzakrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Safzakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safzakrag.

4. Safzakrag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.