Pigladbonsat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise snake.

Pigladbonsat created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Pigladbonsat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigladbonsat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pigladbonsat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pigladbonsat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Pigladbonsat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not eat limes.