Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient raccoon.

Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab, he will strike you with lightening.

Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fonhudmonbumbogrotfab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about amino acids.