Binlisttab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic swallow.

Binlisttab created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binlisttab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binlisttab, he will remove you from existence.

Binlisttab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Binlisttab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never wear white tights.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.