Badbastsand is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Badbastsand created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Badbastsand, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badbastsand, he will turn you into a tree.

Badbastsand's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Badbastsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badbastsand's name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.