Jendavbus is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever duck.

Jendavbus created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendavbus, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jendavbus, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jendavbus' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jendavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Jendavbus loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always obey Jendavbus' priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.