Wegbogtun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful crane.

Wegbogtun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbogtun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegbogtun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wegbogtun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wegbogtun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wegbogtun.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not eat pineapples.