Ragvilved is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive fairy.

Ragvilved created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Ragvilved, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragvilved, it will turn you into a duck.

Ragvilved's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ragvilved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Ragvilved's priests.