Wodlistten is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet hydra.

Wodlistten created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodlistten, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodlistten, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wodlistten's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wodlistten's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Wodlistten loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Never run in the presence of otters.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.