Pidvedtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing swan.

Pidvedtarg created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidvedtarg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidvedtarg, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Pidvedtarg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pidvedtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not hurt ants.