Camhenflan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless clam.

Camhenflan created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Camhenflan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Camhenflan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Camhenflan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Camhenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing violet corsets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never skip in holy places.