Wikminkim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful camel.

Wikminkim created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikminkim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikminkim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wikminkim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wikminkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Put Wikminkim first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Wikminkim on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikminkim.