Lenxuckqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast wolf.

Lenxuckqueeg created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenxuckqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenxuckqueeg, it will turn you into a rock.

Lenxuckqueeg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lenxuckqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenxuckqueeg.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Lenxuckqueeg three times a day.