Veennelyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, pitiless shrew.

Veennelyarl created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veennelyarl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veennelyarl, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veennelyarl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Veennelyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Veennelyarl loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.