Quillbamstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful chinchilla.

Quillbamstrag created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbamstrag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillbamstrag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quillbamstrag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillbamstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillbamstrag.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat aubergines.