Gepbassfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental snake.

Gepbassfeb created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbassfeb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepbassfeb, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gepbassfeb's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gepbassfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck mauve.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not hurt bats.