Mipwikkam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome dragon.

Mipwikkam created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipwikkam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipwikkam, she will think nothing of it.

Mipwikkam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mipwikkam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mipwikkam four times a day.

2. Put Mipwikkam first in all things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Mipwikkam loves pigs, so they must be honoured.