Mumhudsas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured fly.

Mumhudsas created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhudsas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumhudsas, he will turn you into a duck.

Mumhudsas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mumhudsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mumhudsas' name in vain.

2. Mumhudsas loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.