Pidfascat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive gnu.

Pidfascat created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidfascat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidfascat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pidfascat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pidfascat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Pidfascat.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about nebulae.