Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful centipede.

Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mapmigpib Hapbiting Bepnurgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never bounce near mites.