Bitmutpak Nurfudxem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest guinea pig.

Bitmutpak Nurfudxem created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bitmutpak Nurfudxem, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitmutpak Nurfudxem, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bitmutpak Nurfudxem's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bitmutpak Nurfudxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not take Bitmutpak Nurfudxem's name in vain.