Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kinhomcedgesscabflowvilboss.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never sit near capybaras.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the south.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.