Yikomingod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful fly.

Yikomingod created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikomingod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yikomingod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yikomingod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yikomingod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.