Bumbudnurtshav is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident donkey.

Bumbudnurtshav created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbudnurtshav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bumbudnurtshav, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumbudnurtshav's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bumbudnurtshav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bumbudnurtshav.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Bumbudnurtshav's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.