Labpigdid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Labpigdid created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labpigdid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labpigdid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labpigdid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Labpigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Never wear indigo shoes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labpigdid.