Yogjadmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest parrot.

Yogjadmit created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogjadmit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogjadmit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yogjadmit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yogjadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never feed lentils to snails while wearing white shirts.