Bimpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless horse.

Bimpang created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bimpang, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bimpang's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.