Quatbograt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful jackal.

Quatbograt created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbograt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quatbograt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Quatbograt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quatbograt's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Never eat green fruit.