Yimvan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Yimvan created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimvan, she will not care at all.

Yimvan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yimvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yimvan.

4. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the north.

5. Never sing near seals.