Shavagdam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent fox.

Shavagdam created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavagdam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavagdam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavagdam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Shavagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Shavagdam on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Shavagdam on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Shavagdam's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt moths.