Sabjopbanstanominvon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced hedgehog.

Sabjopbanstanominvon created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sabjopbanstanominvon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sabjopbanstanominvon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sabjopbanstanominvon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sabjopbanstanominvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.