Didgovxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm troll.

Didgovxem created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Didgovxem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didgovxem, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Didgovxem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Didgovxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.