Censigban is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage jellyfish.

Censigban created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Censigban, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Censigban, he will cry a lot.

Censigban's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Censigban's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.