Bograwhasnatgun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful butterfly.

Bograwhasnatgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bograwhasnatgun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bograwhasnatgun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bograwhasnatgun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bograwhasnatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Run away if three bats approach from the south.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.