Rawbigmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Rawbigmig created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbigmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawbigmig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rawbigmig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rawbigmig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rawbigmig five times a day.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always obey Rawbigmig's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help tapirs in need.