Bellfabcip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable jackal.

Bellfabcip created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfabcip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellfabcip, it will remove you from existence.

Bellfabcip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bellfabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Bellfabcip first in all things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.