Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced octopus.

Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not take Nuttcumvad Bagnilltig's name in vain.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never talk about great tits.