Lak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing fairy.

Lak created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must pray to Lak five times a day.

3. Lak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.