Rawfedcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet slug.

Rawfedcid created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfedcid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawfedcid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rawfedcid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rawfedcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rawfedcid's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat pineapples.