Catnurfon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent bat.

Catnurfon created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catnurfon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catnurfon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Catnurfon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Catnurfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.