Tigcidfig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured fish.

Tigcidfig created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcidfig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigcidfig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tigcidfig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tigcidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six geese approach from the north.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always wear yellow.