Xennilldodstikflag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane wolf.

Xennilldodstikflag created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xennilldodstikflag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xennilldodstikflag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xennilldodstikflag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xennilldodstikflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Xennilldodstikflag.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Run away from brown doves, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.