Kipartcid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent mongoose.

Kipartcid created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipartcid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kipartcid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kipartcid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kipartcid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kipartcid.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat peas.