Battarpbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind troll.

Battarpbun created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Battarpbun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Battarpbun, it will not invite you to parties.

Battarpbun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Battarpbun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Battarpbun.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.