Latneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic sheep.

Latneg created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latneg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latneg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Latneg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Latneg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Latneg.

5. Always look after injured goats.